Tweets

themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

(via livingunderapapersun)

lameborghini:

"if a guy cheated on u just ignore him! u don’t have to yell at him" um no what the fuck???? im gonna let him know he’s a piece of shit and then never talk to his bitch ass again. also im gonna look good as hell thanks

(via livingunderapapersun)

languidity:

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

(via livingunderapapersun)

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

(via mccoyswife)

oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(via livingunderapapersun)

yungkawaiinigga:

Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.

(Source: yungkawaiiinigga, via livingunderapapersun)

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via ximjustinlovex)

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via thedeadswitness)